As somebody who is dating a dude named Michael…

…I’ve chosen to lay out the criteria for the longevity of our relationship:

-has to have once rode motorcyles
-has dick bigger than a tower (NOT Eiffel’s tho)
-is a real country ass n*****
-let’s me play with his rifle
-calls me ‘Nyquil’ (b/c my pussy puts his ass to sleep)
[which is obvi bang bang bang]
-slangs cocaine (thus I let him hit it)
-tosses my salad like his name is Romaine
-upon completion, purchases me Balmain

gamermommy420:

@AngelHaze: you make me feel like i won anyway. thanks 4 coming babe @IrelandBBaldwin

Presenting the person who actually deserved the video with a social message award.

gamermommy420:

@AngelHaze: you make me feel like i won anyway. thanks 4 coming babe @IrelandBBaldwin

Presenting the person who actually deserved the video with a social message award.

ursulatheseabitchh:

50 Songs; 50 Nicki Verses:

// MonsterKanye West // Love MoreChris Brown // LowJuicy J // I Ain’t ThruKeyshia Cole // Make Me Proud Drake // Out of My Mind B.o.B // Raining Men Rihanna // Up Out My Face (Remix) Mariah Carey // Get Like Me Nelly // Roger That Young Money // So Bad Cam’ron // Somebody Else Mario // Take it to the Head DJ Khaled // My Chick Bad Ludacris // Tapout Rich Gang // Woohoo Christina Aguilera // Tonight I’m Getting Over You (Remix) Carly Rae Jepsen // True Colors Wiz Khaifa // Up All Night Drake // Where Dem Girls At David Guetta // Bottoms Up Trey Songz // She Came to Give it to You Usher // Till the World Ends (Femme Fatale Remix) Britney Spears // Whip My Hair (Remix) Willow Smith // #twerkit Busta Rhymes // 5 Star Bitch (Remix) Yo Gotti // 2012 Jay Sean // All I Do is Win (Remix) DJ Khaled // Fireball Willow Smith // Bang Bang Jessie J // Beauty and a Beat Justin Bieber // Give Me All Your Luvin’ Madonna // Teqkilla (Remix) M.I.A. // Clappers Wale // Shakin’ it 4 Daddy Robin Thicke // Livin’ it Up Ciara // Dance (A$$) (Remix) Big Sean // I’m Out Ciara // Entertainment 2.0 Sean Paul // Flawless (Remix) Beyonce // I Luv Dem Strippers 2Chainz // Freaks French Montana // Get Low Waka Flocka Flame // Lil’ Freak Usher // the Creep the Lonely Island // Girl on Fire (Inferno Version) Alicia Keys // Dark Fantasy Kanye West // Hands Up Swizz Beatz // Born Stunna (Remix) Birdman // In My Head (Remix) Jason Derulo //


THINGS THAT ARE VERY IMPORTANT

ursulatheseabitchh:

50 Songs; 50 Nicki Verses:

// MonsterKanye West // Love MoreChris Brown // LowJuicy J // I Ain’t ThruKeyshia Cole // Make Me Proud Drake // Out of My Mind B.o.B // Raining Men Rihanna // Up Out My Face (Remix) Mariah Carey // Get Like Me Nelly // Roger That Young Money // So Bad Cam’ron // Somebody Else Mario // Take it to the Head DJ Khaled // My Chick Bad Ludacris // Tapout Rich Gang // Woohoo Christina Aguilera // Tonight I’m Getting Over You (Remix) Carly Rae Jepsen // True Colors Wiz Khaifa // Up All Night Drake // Where Dem Girls At David Guetta // Bottoms Up Trey Songz // She Came to Give it to You Usher // Till the World Ends (Femme Fatale Remix) Britney Spears // Whip My Hair (Remix) Willow Smith // #twerkit Busta Rhymes // 5 Star Bitch (Remix) Yo Gotti // 2012 Jay Sean // All I Do is Win (Remix) DJ Khaled // Fireball Willow Smith // Bang Bang Jessie J // Beauty and a Beat Justin Bieber // Give Me All Your Luvin’ Madonna // Teqkilla (Remix) M.I.A. // Clappers Wale // Shakin’ it 4 Daddy Robin Thicke // Livin’ it Up Ciara // Dance (A$$) (Remix) Big Sean // I’m Out Ciara // Entertainment 2.0 Sean Paul // Flawless (Remix) Beyonce // I Luv Dem Strippers 2Chainz // Freaks French Montana // Get Low Waka Flocka Flame // Lil’ Freak Usher // the Creep the Lonely Island // Girl on Fire (Inferno Version) Alicia Keys // Dark Fantasy Kanye West // Hands Up Swizz Beatz // Born Stunna (Remix) Birdman // In My Head (Remix) Jason Derulo //

THINGS THAT ARE VERY IMPORTANT

Bad Romance + Awards

#NeverForget

Lady Gaga VMA’s Best Moments.
It was really nice of Nicki to let so many other artists perform at her concert!

It was really nice of Nicki to let so many other artists perform at her concert!

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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Anonymous Explains TLoK Ending

DAAAYYYYUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM

Anonymous Explains TLoK Ending

DAAAYYYYUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM

thislstherealryanross:

real nostalgia.

all the songs that got you through your seventh grade emo phase.

[listen]

my-astral-body:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO

thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

thloth:

nicki minaj poses with the only relevant female rappers

Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance’ music video, which famously snagged a record-breaking 13 nominations at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards, has just surpassed 600,000,000 views on Vevo. The 7x VMA-winning and Grammy Award-winning music video makes Lady Gaga the 4th female artist to top 600,000,000 views with a single music video, following Jennifer Lopez, Rihanna (shared with Eminem), and Miley Cyrus, and the 6th artist overall to achieve the feat.

Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance’ made history earlier this year when it became the first, and currently only, single from a female artist to receive a Diamond Certification from the RIAA after surpassing a total of 10,000,000 sales (sales and stream-to-sales equivalents). To date the hit has sold over 12,000,000 copies worldwide, making it one of the best-selling singles of all time.

sketch-do-vinny:

WHO DID THIS???! IS AMAZING!!!!!

sketch-do-vinny:

WHO DID THIS???!
IS AMAZING!!!!!